1、连路都走不好，你是猪哇，手给你牵啦！
Even the road is not good, you are pig wow, hand to you!
2、我的眼里只有你，你的大脸让我看不到别人。
I only see you in my eyes, your big face makes me not see others.
3、把你栽到花盆里，让你也知道知道什么是植物人！
Plant you in a flowerpot, so you know what a vegetable is!
4、原来想念一个人的时候，是那样的撕心裂肺。
When I miss someone, it is like that.
5、有个人长得很像电话，结果出门就被打了。
Someone looked like a phone call and was called when he left.
6、把你捧在手上，合起了手掌，我憋不死你。
Hold you in your hand, close your hand, I can not hold you.
7、别人是冰清玉洁，你们是金木水火土特产。
Others are clean and clean. You are a special product of golden wood, water, fire and soil.
8、我就喜欢你看我不爽，又干不掉我的样子。
I like you to see me unhappy, and I can not do my appearance.
9、今日什么都不想做，只想安静地帅上一天。
Today, I dont want to do anything, just want to be quiet and handsome for the day.
10、爱情和赌博一样，红了眼的都拿器官下注。
Love and gambling, red eyes are all taking organ bet.
11、回忆是个扰人的东西，我恨自己的不甘心。
Memories are disturbing things, I hate my own unwillingness.
12、我决定放弃童话了，因为那纯粹是TMD扯谈。
I decided to give up fairy tales because it was purely TMD talk.
13、打我同桌可以，但我警告你，不要误伤到我。
I can hit me at the same table, but I warn you not to hurt me by mistake.
14、与其痛苦的回忆，不如没心没肺的活着。
Rather than painful memories, it is better to live without heart.
15、蓝颜有了女朋友，红颜是不是要退伍了阿。
Blue Yan has a girlfriend, is red Yan going to retire.
16、考试就像雪碧，考前心飞扬，考后透心凉。
Examination is like Sprite, before the exam, heart flying, after the test cool.
17、时光温柔，还需你懂，生活可爱，也要你宠。
Time is gentle, you need to understand, life is lovely, also want you to pet.
18、怎么这么冷、难道是天空对大地开放了冷气？
Why is it so cold that the sky is opening up air conditioning to the earth?
19、总是有那么一个人，你会在不经意间想起他。
There is always a person who you think of inadvertently.
20、虽然我不会做饭，但是我点得一手好外卖呀！
Although I cant cook, I can order a good takeout!
21、邻居是个多变的人，他又改wifi密码了。
The neighbor is a changeable person. He has changed his WiFi code again.
22、现实和网络里总是有那么几个人伤春悲秋的。
There are always so many people in the reality and the network who hurt the spring and autumn.
23、哪里还有选择恐惧症，呵，还不是因为没钱。
There is fear of choice, ah, not because there is no money.
24、这一辈子就两件事不会。这不会，那不会。
Two things in my life will not. It wont, that wont.
25、喝加多宝不上火，看加多宝广告上火！
Drink more than add treasure to fire, see the advertisement of gado treasure on fire!
26、今天不是考试吗，你们怎么都带个脑袋来了。
Isnt it an exam today. Youre all bringing a head.
27、我们是不是见过，看起来你长得很像我家猪。
Have we seen it? It looks like you look like my pig.
28、经过狂风暴雨的洗礼，世界变得更透彻。
The world has become more thorough after the baptism of the storm.
29、如果上厕所不能玩手机，那难道玩屎吗？
If you cant play mobile phones in the toilet, do you play shit?
30、生就一生，死就一生，生生死死就一生。
Life is life, death is life, life is death.
31、现在男的腿都比女的细！你让我情何以堪！
Now men have legs thinner than women! How embarrassed are you for me!
32、想成功就必须要努力，想自毁就必须要卑微。
To succeed, we must work hard, and we must be humble if we want to destroy ourselves.
33、你果然是和蔼可亲的，任何人都可以亲。
You are really kind and amiable, and anyone can be.
34、做人要像苏打小饼干一样，干干脆脆。
Be a person like a soda biscuit, dry and crisp.
35、因为你的出现，这世界将创造出更多的光棍！
Because of your appearance, the world will create more singles!
36、请嫁给那个为了你，在游戏时alt f的男孩。
Please marry the boy who is for you, alt f in the game.
37、姐不是钢铁侠，姐也会哭，也会受伤。
Sister is not a iron man, sister will cry, she will also be hurt.
38、夜很美，尽管危险，总有人黑着眼眶修着仙。
Night is beautiful, although dangerous, some people have dark eyes and fairy.
39、贫穷限制那么多，为什么没有限制我的体重。
Poverty limits so much, why not limit my weight.
40、不去想爱都结了果，舍不得拼命找借口。
Do not want to love all fruit, I can not desperately find excuses.
41、生活真***好玩，因为生活老他妈玩我。
Life is really ****ing fun because life is always playing with me.
42、剩下的路你一定要好好走，而我，你得背我。
You must go the rest of the way, and I, you have to carry me.
43、俺们学习鸟语，要一直学成鸟人，方成正果。
We learn bird language, we must always learn bird people, only to become a positive result.
44、占有欲是女孩子的通病，我改不了的。
Possessiveness is a common disease for girls, I cant change it.
45、我的1生是1条直线，转弯只为了遇见你。
My first life is a straight line, turning just to meet you.
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